"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
Well that took a turn
WOW MY LIFE JUST DOESNT STOP GETTING INTERESTING DOES IT?!?!?!
Woke up this morning to a “I wanna talk about some stuff on my mind” text from Ryan. FUCKING COOL IVE NEVER GOTTEN ONE OF THOSE BEFORE I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HECK I DID WRONG AND IM REALLY SCARED BC ALL IVE TRIED TO DO IS LOVE HIM… 😣😰
I’m really nervous guys it’s like ugh why would you do this to me and tell me TODAY?! It’s my grandpa’s funeral today dude I’ve got enough to stress about and I don’t even come back until Sunday like are you kidding me I hope I’ve never made you wait that long…
So now I’m kind of freaking out a little bc I don’t know what it is. I really feel like I’ve been trying and been good to you. Augajbxjsjqjakshq sjkshsmsb goddammit.
Maybe I’ll be wrong. Maybe it will be about something good… Probably not but idk. I guess I’ll just have to find out NEXT FREAKING WEEK. )))):